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rawnoire:

ICONS OF THE BIBLE…Latest series by International Photographer…James C. Lewis. Each Icon is represented by a PERSON OF COLOR. Exhibit to be unveiled in November 2014. Check out article for more details of this great project: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/07/characters-from-bible-really-look-like-_n_5281519.html

But wait!!!

I do love these portraits.

wait wait wait wait… Let’s back the reality train up here for a moment. WHY, on God’s green earth is this such a shocker? Look at where 90% of the Bible took place, and look at the color of the skin of 100% of the people in that area

Again… WHY is this a shocker. If anything… this is biblically accurate! Of course, if Mr Lewis photographed a brown Jesus… the shit that he would catch… would be frighteningly stunning!!!!

Now, barring the argument if Jesus was real or not, the fact remains, He lived in the Middle East, Jesus was an Arab Jew.

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meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

That’s enough to pay for college, buy a car and have rent paid off for a year.
I’d live for $300,000. 99% of my problems would be solved with that money and the shit I could afford with that money.